Top 10 Signs You're Working With The Wrong Advertising Agency:

10. They can't pronounce "Pitot Tube" without giggling.

9. They think an "Empennage" is a fancy appetizer.

8. They think Falcons and Hawkers are avian predators.

7. You get a blank stare when you talk about STCs, PMAs and CRS numbers.

6. All concepts have a sexy inflight shot, no matter what you are really selling.

5. Their copywriters think "Hanger" is the correct spelling for aviation.

4. They think a "Hot Section" are the seats closest to the engines.

3. They refer to an "N number" as the license plate.

2. They have never heard of NBAA.

1. You spend more time doing their job than yours.